the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
WHAT SO EVER
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
you never know the true pain of reading a short story until you shout “I AM SO DONE WITH THIS” in the middle of the night.
We’re still scared of dinos after jp3d
Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up.
No one understood why I laughed.
I DON’T GET IT
I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND I UNDERSTOOD THIS
i showed this to my sister and shes never seen a single episode and even she got it. she doesnt even have a tumblr.
I DON’T GET IT KLSDNFSKJDNF
I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S
First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank!
And then we have America…
it’s like the whole country is a fucking theme park