blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

poopflow:

poopflow:

i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born

Night blogers really speak to me

somuchfandoms:

like… what even

inspires you to

write such things 

that dont make 

any sense

WHAT SO EVER

wholocked-theimpala:

the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”

and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”

you never know the true pain of reading a short story until you shout “I AM SO DONE WITH THIS” in the middle of the night.

amichann:

nerds-are-cool:

stargleek:

hidebehindthemusic:

vhanstiel:

Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up.

No one understood why I laughed. 

I DON’T GET IT

I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND I UNDERSTOOD THIS

i showed this to my sister and shes never seen a single episode and even she got it. she doesnt even have a tumblr.

I DON’T GET IT KLSDNFSKJDNF

bokunopineco:

sallymon:

I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S

First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank!

And then we have America…

Jesus..

it’s like the whole country is a fucking theme park